All is right in the world when the pole assassin is happy. ‘Pole Assassin’, real name Danielle Thomas, went incredibly viral last year after a trick or treater was bitten by a monkey at the home of ...

There are stories made for the Internet and then there’s the story of a pet monkey belonging to a stripper, who goes by Pole Assassin, biting a kid on Halloween. Oh, and the Pole Assassin is dating ...

Texas football had quite a bit of monkey business over the past week and one Iowa State fan had the perfect sign to troll the Longhorns. Heading into their road trip to Ames to face Iowa State, the ...

Love, uh, finds a way... As if you needed any more proof that we as a society are in fact living in a simulation, I present to you this. Texas Longhorns special teams coordinator Jeff Banks got ...

Add Yahoo as a preferred source to see more of our stories on Google. Texas Longhorns special teams coach Jeff Banks coaches his group during their first pre-season practice at the Denius Fields on ...

A tweet claiming a monkey belonging to the partner of a University of Texas football coach “attacked and seriously hurt a young Trick-or-Treater” went viral. Tom Campbell, who has no known connection ...

Welcome to FTW Explains, a guide to catching up on and better understanding stuff going on in the world. You may have seen some stuff on social media about a Texas coach and allegations about a monkey ...